Surprise Turns

People as they listen are familiar with normal flow of ideas. They expect a certain ending. When that ending is new, that is memorable.  Jesus used this style a lot.

It is fun to challenge accepted grammar rules in ways that make what you say surprising and memorable. This can be done by juxtaposing – don’t let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

It can be done using double negatives to be understated subtlety.

 Eg He was not uncooperative but not fully cooperative

It can be done just by changing word order to put the end of the sentence at the start.

 Eg. To him is where I sent it.

 eg.  Peas I hate.


The meaning of these statements is clear but there is a subtlety to it, and the listener finds it intriguing. The ending was not as expected.

bring thy gift and remember thy brother hath ought against thee, first be reconciled to thy brother

Though ye believe not me, believe the works

Unless ye repent ye shall all likewise perish

Whom he hath sent, him ye believe not

your sorrow shall be turned into joy

A certain priest passed by on the other side and likewise a Levite, passed by on the other side

a prophet is not without honour, save in his own country and in his own house

agree with thine adversary quickly, whilst thou art in the way with him

all these are the beginning of sorrows

and why even of yourselves judge ye not what is right?

because thou has seen me thou hast believed. Blessed are they that have not seen and yet believed

Believe only and she shall be made whole

betrayest thou the Son of man with a kiss?

blessed are ye that weep now for ye shall laugh

blessed be ye poor for yours is the kingdom of God

do good to them which hate you; bless them that curse you

except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it bringeth forth much fruit

go out quickly into the streets of the city and bring in hither the poor

greater love hath no man than that he lay down his life for his friends

he answered and said “I know you not”

he that believeth on him is not condemned, but he that believeth not is condemned already

he that believeth on me believeth not on me but on him that sent me

he that hateth me, hateth my Father

he that heareth you hearest me; that despiseth you, despiseth me and him that sent me

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her

He that loveth his life shall lose it; he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal

he that rejecteth me and receiveth not my words hath on that judgeth him

he will not rise and give him because he is his friend but because of his importunity

How much owest thou? 100 measures. And he said unto him sit down and write 50

I am come that they which see not might see, and they which see, might be made blind

I am no more in the world, but these are in the world

I come in my Father’ s name and ye receive me not; if another come in his own name, him ye receive

I have overcome the world

I lay down my life that I might take it again

I pray  not that thou shouldest take them out of the world but that thou keep them from evil

If a man keep my saying he shall never see death

if Abraham’s children, ye do works of Abraham. Ye seek to kill me for the truth.This did not Abraham

if any man come to me and hate not his father and mother, he can not be my disciple

if any man take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also

if any man will come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow me

if ye had faith ye might say unto this sycamore tree be plucked up and planted in the sea

in vain do they worship me

it is not the will of your Father that one of these little ones should perish

laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men

Let both grow together. In time of harvest burn the tares and gather the wheat

love your enemy. Bless them that curse you.

many lepers were in Israel and none of them was cleansed saving Naaman, the Syrian

many shall come in my name and shall  deceive many

Moses gave you not that bread from heaven; my Father giveth you the true bread from heaven

My time is not yet come but your time is always ready

Neither can they die any more for they are equal unto the angels

No man having put his hand to the plough and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God

none of those men which were bidden shall taste of my supper

resist not evil. Whosoever shall smite thee on the right cheek, turn to him the other also

See thou tell no man, but go thy way, shew thyself to the priest, offer the gift Moses commanded

sell that thou hast and give to the poor and thou shalt have treasure in heaven

send him to my five brethren. Nay if they hear not Moses, neither will they be persuaded

Take no thought for the morrow. The morrow shall take thought for the things of itself

that poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the tteasury

the children of this world are in their generation wiser than the children of light

the children shall rise up against their parents

the kingdom of God cometh not with observation

the kingdom of God is within you

the scribes which love the chief rooms at feast ; the same shall receive greater damnation

the son of man is Lord even of the sabbath day

There is one that accuseth you, even Moses, in whom ye trust

there shall not be left here one stone upon another that shall not be thrown down

there were many widows in Israel but unto none of them was Elias sent save unto a city of Sidon

they cannot recompense thee for thou shalt be recompensed at the resurrection of the just

they that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick

this my son was dead and is alive again

Thou hast hid these things from the wise and  hast revealed them unto babes

Thy faith hath made thee whole

thy sins be forgiven thee

two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken and the other left

weep not for me but weep for yourselves and for your children

whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them

when thou makest a feast, call the poor, the maimed, the lame and the blind.

which of ye taking thought can add to his stature one  cubit?

whosoever will do the will of my father is my brother and sister and mother

whosever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain

whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted

whosoever killeth you, will think that he doeth God service

whosoever shall be chief among you , let him be your servant

whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it

ye build the sepulchers of the prophets, and your fathers killed them

ye have not chosen me but I have chosen you

ye have the poor always with you, but me ye have not always

ye on sabbath circumcise..and ye are angry at me because I have made a man whole on the sabbath?

ye shall be betrayed both by parents and brethren and kinsfolks and friends

Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free

Ye shall seek me and shall not find me. Where I am thither ye cannot come

Ye shall weep and lament but the world shall rejoice.

ye worship ye know not what; we know what we worship

your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things

Take no thought what ye shall speak, for it shall be given you in that same hour

Take the talent from him and give it unto him which hath ten talents

Anticlimax

 This is a speaking style that adds a small detail at the end of a dramatic story, that adds surprise and humor. It is a kind of unexpected ‘punchline’.

Eg.  He got the grand prize, two weeks in Hawaii, and a year’s supply of lettuce.

he beareth fruit, and bringeth forth some an hundred fold, some sixty and some thirty

paradox.  turnarounds

When something sounds illogical but when you think about it, you see it is logical, that is a brilliant way to present an idea.

Eg. Nobody goes to that restaurant lately because it’s so crowded

Eg. The more you try to impress people, the more they notice you are trying to impress them.

Jesus often presented paradoxes.

He that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live

abide  in me and I in you

do not ye after their works for they say, and do not

He that cometh to me shall never hunger; he that believeth on me shall never thirst

he that eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood dwelleth in me, and I in him

He that hath sent me is with me

I and my Father are one

I can of mine own self do nothing

If I honour myself, it is my Father that honoureth me

judge not and ye shall not be judged; forgive and ye shall be forgiven

nothing is secret that shall not be made manifest

that seeing they may see and not perceive, and hearing they may hear and not understand

the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God and they that hear shall live

the father shall be divided against the son and the son against the father

the son can do nothing of himself but what he seeth the Father do

the words that I speak to you, they ae spirit and they are life

with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged

ye shall know that I am in my Father and ye in me and I in you

your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him

As thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee

enter at the strait gate. Narrow is the way which leadeth unto life

let the dead bury their dead

where your treasure is, there will your heart be also

Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her, hath committed adultery with her in his heart

Understatement

Sometimes a message is powerful if it is said much more mildly than it could be. People recognize the tone as weighed. 

Eg. I seem to have broken my leg a little bit.
eg. Let’s just say that the tornado interrupted my day.

Eg. The car engine exploded so the repair might take a few minutes.


The power of such speaking device is – the listener himself starts to think the more logical ending. As soon as you get the listener to say in  his head the actual message you had, that is powerful.

Because I said I saw thee under the fig tree believest thou? Thou shalt see greater things than these

I tell you, before it come, that when it is come to pass, ye may believe that I am he

If a son shall ask bread of a father will he give him a stone?

If he ask a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent?

If he ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion?

send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue

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